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Christmas Present

The Phil Harris · 1948 · 29 min · 4,462 words

The transcript of “Christmas Present”, an episode of The Phil Harris from 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show plays The Phil Harris free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Good health to all from Rexall. Yes, it's Sunday. Time for the Phil Harris Hallis Space Show, presented by the makers of Rexall drug products and your Rexall family drugs. Good evening. This is your Rexall family drug.

It's taking a little time from behind the prescription counter this Sunday evening to speak for all 10,000 of us. The 10,000 independent drugists who have added the word Rexall to our own store names. You can always tell us but the orange and blue Rexall sign in our windows.

The sign means that we carry the 2,000 or more drug products made by the Rexall Drug Company. They range all the way from aspirin to penicillin, and there is fine and pure and dependable as science can make them.

We independent drugists recommend them to our customers because we know you can depend on any drug product that bears the name Rexall. Good health to all from Rexall! And now your Rexall family drugist brings you the Phil Harris Alice Faisheau, Written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet, Elliott Lewis, Walter Tente, Robert North,

Walter Sharpen is music and starring Alice Faye and Phil Harris. It's the day after Christmas and the Harris family is gathered in the living room. Alice is watching the children play with their toys, William is checking over the gifts and a puzzled Phil is examining the fireplace.

I still don't understand it. Frankie and the kids said they saw him standing right here. I didn't see him and yet I... Hey kids, are you sure you saw Santa Claus stand in here? Of course we did Daddy.

He was standing right where you are when he ate the cookies and drank the glass of milk. Or could thank you that's on the mantle. Yeah. Yeah, the cookies and milk weren't gone. Hey, Alice, did he ever return the glass?

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