Phil Is Drafted

Good health to all from Rexall. Yes, it's Sunday, time for the Phil Harris Alice Faisheaux, presented by the makers of Rexall drug products and your Rexall family drug. Good evening. This is your Rexall family drugist, taking a little time from behind the prescription counter this Sunday evening to speak for all 10,000 of us.

The 10,000 independent drugists who have added the word Rexall to our own store names. You can always tell us for the orange and blue Rexall sign in our windows. The sign means that we carry the two thousand or more drug products made by the Rexall drug company.

They range all the way from aspirin to penicillin. And there is fine and pure and dependable as science can make them. We independent drugists recommend them to our customers because we know you can depend on any drug product that bears the name Rexall.

And health du all from Rexall. And now your Rexall family drug is brings you the Phil Harris Alice Bay show, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tetley, Robert North, Walter Sharpen his music, and starring Alice Faye and Phil Harrod.

The morning mail has just arrived at the Harris home. One of the letters for Phil is misaddressed, and he and Alice are debating whether or not to open it. But honey, why shouldn't I open the letter?

It's got my name on it, hasn't it? Yes, but it has an entirely different street address from ours. Besides, we live in Encino, and this letter is dressed to Phil Harris, Los Angeles. Obviously, there's another Phil Harris.

Another... Oh, come now, Gertrude. Listen, honey, like the Taj Mahal and the Grand Canyon, there's just one of each of us. Another Phil Harris. You better get some rest, honey. Look. Honey, this letter must be for me, and I'm going to open it.