Chaperones

Twinkle, twinkle, lovely star. With your talent, you'll go far. Where can I find you? Tell me, pray. I'm on the air for RCA. RCA Victor, world leader in radio, first and recorded music, and first in television presents the Phil Harris-Salasfay show.

Our enjoyment here is the Phil Harris-Salasfay show, transcribed written by Ed James and Al Schwartz, with Elliott Lewis, Walter Tethley, Janine Ruse, and Whitfield, Walter Sharf on his music, and yours truly, Bill Foreman.

Tonight's minor masterpiece is entitled The Chaperones, or Plug the Hole in the Silo Father, the Corn is Leaking Up. The first is a word from RCA Victor. Now the stars of the RCA Victor program, Alice May and Phil Harro- It's evening in the Harris household.

Of course it's evening in a lot of other places too, but it's still evening in the Harris household. At the moment everything is peaceful and calm, but it won't stay that way for long. is waiting in the den and Phil, a happy little chappy, is about to burst into song.

Again? All I want for Christmas is some black-eyed peas, some black-eyed peas, yes, some black-eyed peas. All I want for Christmas is some black-eyed peas, and maybe some chocolate-covered chit-lands. All I want for Christmas is some southern ammo with a candied yam but leave off this fan.

Oh, hi, Elliot. Cool room closed already. Oh, Curly. Well, what's the matter? You look like a hard night in Las Vegas. Curly, I'm in no mood for levity. What? No jokes, please. I got troubles.

Somebody unloaded your dice, huh? That's right. Laugh at me. Julius La Rosa never had a problem like mine. But don't let that body go ahead, laugh. Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't kidding, are you?