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Phil Gives Up Smoking For The New Year

The Phil Harris · 1954 · 29 min · 3,477 words

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RCA Victor, world leader in radio, first and recorded music and first in television, presents the Phil Harris Alice Faisheau. A Your Enjoyment here is the Phil Harris Alice Faisheau transcribed, written by Jack Douglas and Marvin Fisher, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tetley, John Hubbard, Janine Rose and Whitfield, with the orchestra under the direction of Skip Martin and yours truly, Bill Foreman.

But first a word from RCA Victor. It's a rare New Year's resolution that lasts throughout the year, but owners of America's finest television, RCA Victor, who resolved to get America's finest service throughout the year, are indeed fortunate.

All they have to do is buy an RCA Victor Factory Service contract and let America's finest Factory Service technicians keep that New Year's resolution for them. It's a wise resolution, really, because America's finest television deserves America's finest service.

and RCA television plus an RCA Victor factory service contract is television's greatest combination. Resolve this year to enjoy television at its very peak of performance. Choose RCA Victor television and make sure you get the finest installation service and repair by RCA's own technicians.

Remember though whether you own a contract or not, a phone call to your local RCA service branch will bring a trained technician to service your set. Now the stars of the RCA Victor program, Alice May and Bill Harris.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, today is January 1, 1954, New Year's Day. And most people are sitting around resting up from the holidays. But not Bill Harris. We find him at his desk in the den, very busily engaged.

Now, let me see. I'm going to start 1954 off with a clean slate. So the first thing I'll do is to clean up this desk. It's a mess. Man, man, look at this stuff in here.

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