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Picnic

The Phil Harris · 1949 · 29 min · 3,854 words

The transcript of “Picnic”, an episode of The Phil Harris from 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show plays The Phil Harris free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Good health to all from Rexall. Yes, it's Sunday. Time for the Bill Harris Alice Bay show. Presented by the makers of Rexall drug products and 10,000 independent Rexall family drugs. Good evening. This is your Rexall family drug.

It's taking a little time from behind the prescription counter this Sunday evening to speak for all 10,000 of us. The 10,000 independent drugists who have added the word Rexall to our own store names. You can always tell us by the orange and blue Rexall sign on our windows.

The sign means that we carry the 2,000 or more drug products made by the Rexall drug company. They range all the way from aspirin to penicillin, and there is fine and fewer and dependable as science can make them.

We independent drugists recommend them to our customers because we know you can depend on any drug product that bears the name Rexall. Good health to all from Rexall. And now your Rexall family drug has brings you the Phil Harris Alice-Fay show, written by Rasinger and Dick Chevrolet with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tentley, Robert North, Janine Ruth,

and Whitfield, Walter Sharfler's music, yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice-Fay and Phil Harris. For the past three weeks, Alice and the children have been after Phil to take them on a picnic. Reluctantly Phil has finally agreed in today's the day.

The family arose at six, and as we look in, we find them at the breakfast table. Just one more spoonful, honey, and you'll be all finished. Now open your little mouth and I'll eat. Mommy, when do I eat?

As soon as I finish feeding your daddy. Phil, please open your eyes and feed yourself. Phil, Phil, wake up. Huh? What? Oh, it's you, Alice. Where are we? We're at the dining room table. When do we eat?

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