A Trip To The Moon

Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest of them all? I was only asking... Our C.A. Nicture, we're leader in radio first and recorded music, and first in television presents the Phil Harris Alice Fayshow.

The Our Enjoyment here is the Phil Harris Alice Fayshow, transcribed, written by Ed James and Jack Douglas, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tethley, John Hubbard, Janine Ruse, and Whitfield, Walter Sharphlin's music, and yours truly Bill Foreman.

Tonight we bring you a rare little treat titled, a trip to the moon or I must have taken the wrong turn at Pomona. Where's the word from? RCA Victor. And all the stars of the RCA Victor program, Alice May and Phil Harris.

There's one thing you can say about Phil Harris. Actually, there are a lot of things you could say, but this is radio. Go. There's one thing you can say about Phil Harris. When Phil heads down the stairs in the direction of his breakfast, he's a happy little character.

Well, anyway, the character. There's a mansion in Encino, and that is owned by Alice Faye. But the poor girls brokenhearted, cause I belong to RCA. Oh, beloved, let me love you. Oh, hi, honey. Breakfast almost ready.

The manliest school for girls, Mills College, Wellesley, Vassar. Honey, I'm here, react! Wheee! Mom, thank you, Joseph. Miss? Holyo. Hey, Alice, remember me, I live upstairs. Remember? Now, look, Phil, this is very important. So is my breakfast.

I know eating is a bother, but I've gotten a habit, honey, and I can't bust her. You have to wait. I've got to pick a school for Alice. She goes to school. Honey, I mean a finishing school after she graduates.