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Drivers License Renewal

The Phil Harris · 1950 · 29 min · 3,894 words

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Good health to all from Rexall. It's the Phil Harris-Allis Phase Show presented transcribed by the makers of Rexall drug products and 10,000 independent Rexall family drugists. Good evening. This is your Rexall family drugist, welcoming you for the 10,000 independent drugists who have added the word Rexall to our own store names.

You know us, but the orange and blue Rexall sign on our windows, and that sign means that we carry the 2,000 or more drug products made by the Rexall drug company. drug company. Each one scientifically compounded to do a job for you. For example, there's Rexall's famous mouthwash, MI31. MI31 is a special antiseptic formula that kills contacted germs almost

instantly when used full strength, yet never harms delicate membranes of the mouth and throat. Quality like that of Rexall, MI31 is what we family drugists are talking about when we tell you, you can depend on any drug product that bears the name, Rexall.

Good health to all from Rexall. So your Rexall family drug is brings you the Phil Harris Alice Bay show, written by Ray Singer, a Dick Chevrolet with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tettley, Robert North, Janine Ruth and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen is music, yours truly Bill Foreman and starring Alice Bay and Phil Harris. A few weeks ago, Alice bought a new car. She's been

She's been driving with a learner's permit, but today she's going down to take the test for her driver's license. She's a little nervous, so she's asked Phil and Frankie to drive down with her. And now be careful, Phil. You're going a little too fast.

Alice. And put your hand out when you make a turn. Alice. What's what you're doing? You went through a red line. Alice. What? You're driving. I'm so nervous about taking my test, I forgot. I've never seen such lousy driving.

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