Birthday Gift

Gee, it's almost Thanksgiving and I've got so much to be thankful for. I've got a wonderful wife, two wonderful kids, and an adorable personality. RCA Victor, world leader in radio, first and recorded music, and first in television presents the Bill Harris Alice Fayshow.

Joining me here is the Bill Harris Alice Fayshow transcribed, written by Ed James Ray Brenner and Frank Gold, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Teddley, John Hubbard, Janine Roos, and Whitfield, Walter Sharpenis' music, and yours truly, Bill Foreman.

Tonight's little saga is called, The Birthday Gift, or, Never Mind the Present Mother, I'll settle for your past. First, here's a word from RCA Victor. The stars of the RCA Victor program, Alice Faye and Phil Harris.

There's an old army saying that there are three ways of doing everything. The right way, the wrong way, and the army way. There is, however, an additional way. The Phil Harris or Weird Way. If you need any convincing, tonight ought to do it.

There once was a birdie at sunset and vine, singing Harris, Phil Harris, Phil Harris. And we both agreed there was none so divine, as Harris, Phil Harris, Phil Harris. You're adorable, simply divine, you lover.

Oh, good morning, Alice. Well, see you later. Wait a minute. Hold it Clyde, you missed me but two feet. I did? Well I kissed something. You sure did. You kissed a luscious, adorable wet mop.

Oh, is that what it was? We better get a new mop. That one will never be the same. Okay, pucker up mama. Here comes the super chief on track 29. Mmmmmm. Wow. And if your bridge club meets this afternoon, share that amongst them.