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From Hollywood, the Phil Harris Alice Faishow. Your enjoyment here is the Phil Harris Alice Faishow, written by Ray Singer and Dick Trevalet with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tettley, Robert North, Janine Ruse and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen is music, yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Fais and Phil Harris.

Last week Phil persuaded a sponsor to sign him and Alice for a radio show. However, when he found out that Alice had also signed a burlesque contract, the sponsor was furious. He couldn't break his contract with Phil and Alice, but he insisted that as long as they were on the air for him they would never be allowed to mention the

name of his company or his product. The thing this should happen to me. Me who has led such an exemplary life. Good gravy. I've devoted my whole existence fighting temptation and trying to better myself, only to wind up married to a burlesque queen of the the hegemony of the whole family.

You know I signed that contract by mistake. Now would you please stop? How can I stop? I can picture it now. You up on that burlesque stage and me forced to sit in the audience and watch you.

How will I ever be able to face my dear old father? Just turn around, he'll be sitting right back up. Why dad, did you get in on the pass? I'll go calm down, I have no intention.

I should have listened to Mother, she told me that you Hollywood stars lead wild lives, but I never expected this. Now I'm warning you, Walter. Tomorrow morning, when you go out to bay, then your ill-gotten swimming pool, you'll find me floating on my back.