Phil And Elliott Play Detective

Eenie meenie, miney moe, it's time to start another show. So hang around and don't go away. I'll be right back with... Alice Fae. Marcia Victor, world leader and radio first and recorded music in first and television presents the Phil Harris Alice Fae Show.

Simon here is the Phil Harris Alice Fae Show transcribed, written by Ed James and Al Schwartz with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tetley, John Hubbard, Janine Ruse and Whitfield, Walter Sharphon is music, and yours truly, Bill Foreman.

Tonight's minor catastrophe is called, Phil and Elliot play detective, or, Jessica, your drag in your net. First, here's a word from RCA Victor. How the stars of the RCA Victor program, Alice Faye and Phil Harris.

All good things must come to an end, but bad things come to an end as well, which means that Phil Harris' band-rehearsal is finally over. Right now we find Phil and Elliot strolling casually casually a Hollywood boulevard on what would otherwise be a very pleasant afternoon.

Oh, well a jingle bells a jingle bells a jingle all the way. I see by all the papers that the smog is here to stay. A jingle bells a jingle bells a jingle all the way. If sunny clause is late this year, it means he lost his way. A jingle bells a jingle bells. Hey, Shirley,

Shirley, you know something? You ain't kidding about the old gent. Getting to be that time. Yeah, you said it. This time of year, beautiful, ain't it, El? Decorations all up and down Hollywood, Boulevard. The store windows all lit up.

The people all lit up. Yeah. Shame on you. That's no way to talk. Not around Christmas. Now, you know what I mean, Curly? Everybody looks so happy and everything. Yeah. Just think of it, Elie.