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Television Test

The Phil Harris · 1949 · 29 min · 3,136 words

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Good health to all from Rexall! It's the Phil Harris Alice Faisheau presented by the makers of Rexall drug products and 10,000 independent Rexall family drugists. This is your Rexall family drugist here to say good evening and welcome from all 10,000 of us.

The 10,000 independent drugists who have made the word Rexall part of our own store names. You've learned to know us by the orange and blue Rexall sign on our windows. But still another identification is that we carry the 2,000 or more drug products made by the Rexall drug company.

Like Bismaracks, for example, this soothing antacid is one of Rexall's most famous products, for good reasons. Its scientifically balanced ingredients vary in the time required for solubility, so that Bismaracks works in a continuous relay to bring you prompt and prolonged relief from acid indigestion.

Year in and year out quality like this is what we family druggers are talking about when we tell you you can depend on any drug product that bears the name Rexall. Good health to all from Rexall.

And now your Rexall family druggers brings you the Phil Harris Alice Bay show written by racing a redick Chevrolet with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tetley, Robert North, Janine Roos and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen is music, yours truly Bill Foreman and and starring Alice Faye and Phil Harris.

Yes, today the Rexall Company's board of directors had a special meeting to discuss a proposed television show. It concerns Phil and Alice, so let's go back to yesterday's meeting. Mr. Scott is speaking. And so gentlemen, I'm in favor of doing a television show starring Phil Harris.

But, yes. Do you think it's advisable to let the public see what Harris looks like? Oh, he doesn't look that bad. Besides, I don't think we'll get any complaints as long as we don't put the show on around dinner time.

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