A Tutor For The Girls
The Phil Harris · 1946 · 29 min · 3,828 words
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Company makers of those fine, thick products present the new thick band laggins. Starring Alan Faye. ["The Star-Muggett of the House"] Come with me to Alabama, let's go see my theorem. I may be trying eggs and falling hammy.
That's sugar, cured hammy. That's old and driven hammy. And that's what I like about the style. It's late morning out at the Harris residence.
Alice has been up for some time. But the master of the house is just now coming down to join his wife. Oh, maybe you really look lucky this morning. Look at that teaching the brain complexity and those big brown eyes and that Zuhan way to prepare. Oh, you're really got it, kid. Fail. Well, you stop looking at yourself in that mirror. Well, can I help
it if I'm adorable? They're playing outside on the swing. I want to speak to you about Yeah, what's up? Well, baby Alice will be starting school next year, and so will fill it before long.
Yeah, they are growing up. I was thinking, it might be a good idea to get them a tutor. No, honey, they're too little. They're liable to fall off that thing and get hurt. No, Phil, I mean someone to come in a couple of days and we can get them started on their ABCs.
Oh, I don't know, honey. When I was a kid, I didn't have no fancy teachers coming to my house. Oh, you didn't have no size to teach me to come into your house. If this weird if you acquired your vast education.
What are you asking? I got it off my old man. From the time I was five years old he took me every place he went. Oh, I suppose he wanted you to see things for yourself.
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