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Birthday Giftplus Post Show

The Phil Harris · 1953 · 31 min · 3,488 words

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Gee, it's almost Thanksgiving and I've got so much to be thankful for. I've got a wonderful wife, two wonderful kids, and an adorable personality. Our CA Victor, world leader in radio, first and recorded music, and first in television presents the Phil Harris Alice Beycho.

The enjoyment here is the Phil Harris Alice Beycho transcribed, written by Ed James Ray Brenner and Frank Gold, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tettley, John Hubbard, Janine Ruse, and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen is music, and yours truly, Bill Foreman.

Tonight's little saga is called, The Birthday Gift, or Never Mind the Present Mother, I'll settle for your past. Now the stars of the RCA Victor program, Alice Pay and Bill Harris! There's an old army saying that there are three ways of doing everything.

The right way, the wrong way, and the army way. There is, however, an additional way. The Bill Harris or Weird way. If you need any convincing tonight ought to do it. There once was a birdie at sunset and vine, singing Harris, Phil Harris, Phil Harris.

And we both agreed there was none so divine, as Harris, Phil Harris, Phil Harris. You're adorable, simply divine, you lover. Oh, good morning, Alice. Mmm. Well, see you later. Wait a minute. Hold it, Clyde.

You missed me about two feet. I did. Well, I kissed something. You sure did. You kissed a luscious, adorable, wet mop. Oh, is that what it was? We better get a new mop. That one will never be the same.

Okay, pucker up, mama. Here comes the super chief on track 29. Your bridge club makes this afternoon share that amongst them. Phil, where you going? Oh honey Elliot's waiting in the living room. He wants to talk to me.

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