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Phils Vaccination

The Phil Harris · 1950 · 29 min · 3,961 words

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Good health to all from Rexall. It's the Phil Harris-Alice Bay show presented transcribed by the makers of Rexall drug products and 10,000 independent Rexall family drugists. Good evening. This is your Rexall family drugist here to welcome you for all 10,000 of us.

The 10,000 independent drugists who have chosen to make the word Rexall part of our own store names. We've done that because we believe in the 2,000 or more drug products made with the Rexall drug company.

And we've put the orange and blue Rexall sign on our windows to let you know we recommend and sell them. Bismarex is a good example of the quality of these products. This famous Rexall antacid often brings relief from acid indigestion within five minutes.

Neutralizing excess acidity and leaving a soothing protective covering on irritated stomach membranes. Quality like that of Bismarex is what we family druggers are talking about when we tell you. you, you can depend on any drug product that bears the name Rexall.

Good health to all from Rexall. And now your Rexall family drug is brings you the Phil Harris-Alicefay show, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tettley, Robert North, Janine Ruse, and Whitfield. Walter Sharpen is music yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Faye and Phil Harris.

Next week Phil and Alice are sailing for Europe, where Phil and Jack Benny are playing a three-week at the Palladium Theatre in London. Phil has decided to take Frankie with him. And as we look in, Phil, Alice, and Frankie are discussing the trip.

Curly, tell me once more. After we play London, where do we go? Paris. We'll be on the loose, just you and I... And me and my monkey wrench. What monkey wrench? In case you boys get too loose, I'll be there to tighten you up.

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