My Friend Irma: Episode Transcripts

108 transcribed episodes of My Friend Irma, 1947–1954, in air-date order. Open one to read the transcript and play from any line, or listen to My Friend Irma free, live around the clock.

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• 19xx-xx-xx (xxx) Al Manages Murderin' Mushy ( ) 25:31
• 19xx-xx-xx (xxx) Irma Thinks New Renter is a Murderer ( ) 25:39
• Irma Meets Jane April 11, 1947 · 29:00
• The Prize Fighter April 18, 1947 · 29:54
• Irma Is Convinced it's Jane's Birthday May 2, 1947 · 29:16
• Jane and Irma Lose Their Jobs May 16, 1947 · 30:13
• Jane and Irma Lose Their Jobs ( #15) May 16, 1947 · 25:52
• The Fur Coat June 13, 1947 · 30:06
• Too Much Publicity July 7, 1947 · 26:12
• Irma Gets Sick July 14, 1947 · 24:10
• The Reward December 1, 1947 · 29:31
• The Eyes Have It December 8, 1947 · 29:30
• Dancing Fools December 15, 1947 · 29:34
• A Double Surprise December 22, 1947 · 29:28
• Double Surprise December 22, 1947 · 29:37
• Gentlemen Prefer December 29, 1947 · 28:54
• Gentlemen Prefer Blonde December 29, 1947 · 28:56
• The Great Irma January 5, 1948 · 29:09
• The Lucky Couple Contest January 12, 1948 · 29:58
• The Book Crook January 19, 1948 · 29:13
• The Lonely Hearts Club January 26, 1948 · 29:12
• The Red Head February 2, 1948 · 29:44
• Billy Boy, the Boxer February 9, 1948 · 29:32
• The Professor's Concerto February 16, 1948 · 29:07
• It's All Relative February 23, 1948 · 29:27
• Fortune Raised March 1, 1948 · 29:07
• Double Troubles March 8, 1948 · 29:37
• Buy Or Sell March 15, 1948 · 29:11
• Election Connection March 22, 1948 · 29:49
• The Big Secret March 29, 1948 · 29:50
• Irma's Inheritance April 5, 1948 · 29:54
• Irma Becomes a Photographer April 12, 1948 · 29:18
• Dinner Date April 19, 1948 · 29:31
• Manhattan Magazine April 26, 1948 · 29:45
• Acute Love Sickness May 3, 1948 · 29:41
• Bon Voyage May 10, 1948 · 29:49
• Irma Wants to Join Club May 17, 1948 · 29:46
• Aunt Harriet to Visit May 24, 1948 · 29:40
• Trip to Coney Island June 7, 1948 · 28:58
• Al and Irma Buy a Wedding Ring June 14, 1948 · 29:25
• Planning a Vacation June 21, 1948 · 29:12
• Planning a Vacation June 28, 1948 · 29:30
• Irma's on a Budget September 13, 1948 · 29:35
• The Professor Loses His Job September 27, 1948 · 29:30
• The Restaurant Is Losing Money October 4, 1948 · 29:25
• Irma Attends a Charity Ball October 11, 1948 · 29:21
• Irma Loses Her Boss's Glasses October 18, 1948 · 29:30
• Thanksgiving Is Approaching November 15, 1948 · 29:26
• Wall Street Magazine Runs Contest November 22, 1948 · 29:31
• Jane Throws a Costume Ball November 29, 1948 · 29:55
• Jane Throws a Costume Ball (WJR Aircheck) November 29, 1948 · 29:11
• Irma Signs up for Piano Lessons December 6, 1948 · 28:52
• Irma Signs up for Piano Lessons ( #13) December 6, 1948 · 26:25
• Jane Quits Her Job December 13, 1948 · 29:12
• Irma's Christmas Party December 20, 1948 · 29:16
• Irma Has a New Boyfriend December 27, 1948 · 29:22
• The Double Date January 3, 1949 · 29:26
• Irma and Jane Swear Off Men January 10, 1949 · 29:27
• Irma and Al Break Up January 17, 1949 · 29:36
• Mrs. Rhinelander Is Depressed January 24, 1949 · 29:08
• Professor Kropotkin to the Old Folks Home January 31, 1949 · 29:29
• Train to Lake Placid February 7, 1949 · 29:41
• Valentine's Day February 14, 1949 · 29:36
• Irma Buys a Used Car February 21, 1949 · 29:39
• Irma Does Her Taxes February 28, 1949 · 29:18
• Five Hundred Dollars March 7, 1949 · 29:54
• Al Wants to Move to Nebraska March 14, 1949 · 29:39
• Irma Gets Fired March 21, 1949 · 29:46
• April Fool's Party March 28, 1949 · 29:36
• Owning a Piece of a Wrestler ( ) June 6, 1949 · 25:54
• The Fifty Dollar Loan ( ) May 29, 1950 · 25:45
• Irma Decides Al Needs a Psychiatrist April 2, 1951 · 29:10
• Irma Decides Al Needs a Pyschiatrist April 2, 1951 · 29:27
• Christmas Show December 23, 1951 · 29:47
• Memoirs January 6, 1952 · 29:34
• Cub Scout Speech January 13, 1952 · 28:59
• The Burglar January 20, 1952 · 29:33
• The Lonely Hearts Club January 27, 1952 · 29:36
• Newspaper Column February 3, 1952 · 29:45
• Dictation System February 10, 1952 · 29:16
• Jane Decides to Quit her Job February 17, 1952 · 29:34
• Lost Friendship Ring February 24, 1952 · 29:34
• Mrs. O'Reilly Gets Arrested November 18, 1952 · 22:59
• Irma Gets a Raise ( #48) January 27, 1953 · 23:40
• Irma Gets a Raise ( ) January 27, 1953 · 23:40
• Al's Youth Restorer February 24, 1953 · 25:43
• Schoolteacher Show (FEN) March 24, 1953 · 29:22
• Al's Rich Uncle ( #152) March 31, 1953 · 26:03
• Way to a Man's Heart ( ) April 21, 1953 · 24:16
• Irma Improves Her Mind ( ) April 28, 1953 · 25:53
• Irma Takes Up Yoga ( ) April 28, 1953 · 25:04
• Irma Wants Older Man ( ) May 5, 1953 · 24:43
• Irma Wants an Older Man ( ) May 5, 1953 · 24:20
• The Picnic ( ) May 12, 1953 · 24:38
• Irma's Brother Lectures May 19, 1953 · 24:49
• Free Trip to Europe ( #190) May 26, 1953 · 25:06
• Free Trip to Europe ( ) May 26, 1953 · 25:03
• Laughing Boy ( ) June 2, 1953 · 24:09
• The Martins Fight ( ) June 9, 1953 · 25:42
• Ghost Show ( ) June 16, 1953 · 25:19
• Irma Writes a Column ( ) June 23, 1953 · 24:30
• Irma Buys an Air Conditioner ( ) June 30, 1953 · 24:26
• Vacation Money Spent on Air Conditioner ( #164) June 30, 1953 · 26:04
• Irma and the SPCS ( ) January 5, 1954 · 25:15
• Irma and Kay Both Out of Jobs ( #171) January 19, 1954 · 25:46
• Irma and Astrology ( ) March 23, 1954 · 23:58
• Mr. Clyde Divorcing April 27, 1954 · 23:33
• Irma's Brother Lectures ( #189) July 12, 1954 · 25:45

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