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Planning a Vacation

My Friend Irma · June 21, 1948 · 29 min · 4,102 words

The transcript of “Planning a Vacation”, an episode of My Friend Irma first broadcast June 21, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). My Friend Irma plays My Friend Irma free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Jane! Jane! What is it, Irma? I think I have my wisdom to have taken out. Why, has it been bothering you? No, but it doesn't seem to be doing me any good! That's what you can expect when you listen to my friend Irma.

Friendship! Friendship! Just perfect! Friendship! When other friendships have been forgotten, there's no still behawn! Brother company makers of swan the soap with the exclusive super cream blend presents with my friend Irma starring Marie Wilson as Irma and Kathy Lewis as Jane need a vacation Me Jane Stacy I feel that I need to

You know why? Not only have I worked hard for the past year, but I've been doing something that no one else would dare to do I've been living with Ermo Peterson After a year of living with Irma Peterson, you'll be happy to spend your vacation in the Siberian salt mines.

Don't get me wrong because I love Irma. It's just that the things that that girl does is enough to drive you out of your mind. For instance, for the past few days, Irma and I have been discussing our vacation plans.

And what is she doing? She is standing in the middle of the room, exercising vigorously with a pair of dumbbells. Armah, why does suddenly decide you must lose weight? Well, else is when you travel, you should travel light.

Honey, he didn't mean it that way. How about helping me look through these travel folders so we can find a place before our vacation's over, huh? Alright, Jane. See, this looks like a nice place for our vacation.

Where? Here are this modernistic hotel. Let me see, honey. Oh, honey, that's the great pyramid in Egypt. It's over 2,000 years old. Then the rich is the reasonable. Now sweetie, you don't understand, it's a monument.

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