Irma's Brother Lectures

My friend Irma, created by Cy Howard transcribed from Hollywood and starring Marie Wilson as Irma and Kathy Lewis as Jane said to Ares human to forgive divine I want you to meet the divinest person in the world me Jane Stacy Because every hour on the hour I am forgiving my friend Irma Yeah, what is it, honey?

Are you thinking of baking a cake today? No, I don't think so, why? Well, I may want to stick my head in the oven and take gas. What? Oh, don't worry about me. You go right ahead and enjoy yourself.

Now, what is this all about? Are you angry because I won't take you with me to my club meeting tonight? Yeah, and I wonder why not. Well, for one thing, you wouldn't understand the discussion.

the discussion. We have the 20th century philosophical society. Talk about Albert Einstein, Salvador Dali, William Shakespeare. So what? Well, down is like any other girl's club, a bunch of women talking about fellows. Just forget it, Irma. Yes, I'm not good enough to associate with your friends. It's not that at all. But I'm too stupid. I didn't say that. Well,

then you don't think I'm stupid? I didn't say that either. It's just that, for instance, Last week we discussed the topic, what is to be gained by piercing the supersonic barrier? Now what would your comments be?

Well I'd speak my mind on against all surgical operations except tonsils and adenoids. There, you see what I mean? Cookie I personally would love to take you to the meetings but I barely got into the society myself.

Yes, I'm just an outcast. I've forgotten all horrors and out the pasture. Hey Trigger. Yeah? Will you stop off on your way to the glue factory, pick up the day's mail? The mail? Yeah. Oh, Miss O'Reilly brought it up this morning. Here it is.