Newspaper Column

By transcription. I'm Jane Stacy. Her at Cerma Peterson. The only girl in the world who is so stupid she thinks a monsoon is a French gentleman. I'm not kidding.

Look at her smiling and waving that box of ends. What's the idea, Irma? Oh, I'm happy. I don't get it. Well, when a dog is happy, he waves his tail. I haven't got a tail, so I'm waving my ends.

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My friend, Irma. Roosevelt calls her column my day. What's this? No, I can't use the title my day. So I think I'll call it my 25 hours. Twenty-five hours?

Yes, remember, this is leap year. The days are longer. I'm a Peterson. What are you raving about? She didn't. You know I'm writing a column. Oh sure. And I'm wrestling gorgeous George at the Yankee Stadium.

No, I'm serious. Read this letter. Let me see it. Uh, Mr. I'm a Peterson. We have your note in which you state that our paper, the West Side Shopper, lacks appeal for women. We would welcome any contribution our readers can make via a sentence, a paragraph, a column.