Irma Attends a Charity Ball

For the safety of your smile use pepcident twice a day see your dentist twice a year Lever Brothers company presents the pepcident show my friend Irma created by Sighard and starring Marie Wilson as Irma with Joan Banks as Jane Friendship, friendship, just a perfect friendship When other friendships have been forgotten There's well-stilled be hot

The application for life insurance Under name I wrote Jane Stacy Under description I wrote Brunette Five feet three brown eyes Under sex I wrote female My roommate Erma Peterson filled out the same application Under name she wrote Erma Peterson Description blonde five foot three blue eyes And under sex she wrote,

None of your business. Not at all. This is comparatively mild for the adorable little blond-eye-share quarters with. For example, I happened to remark the other night that there's a new car coming out with the motor in the rear.

And Irma said, In the rear, that's going to be so confusing. What do you mean? Well, supposing something goes wrong with the car you left up the hood, There's nothing there! A four-way cold tablets and three-way stomach pills, but they haven't found a one-way aspirin that will counteract Irma's remarks.

So generally I ignore them and pick up the newspapers and just read. Jane! What, sweetie? What's new in the paper? Oh, nothing much. Oh, oh, look, isn't that Mrs. Ryan Mander's picture on the society page?

Right there. Oh, yes, so it is. Let's see. The annual masquerade ball to raise funds for the orphan children will be held tomorrow night at the Long Island Estate of Mrs. Richard Rhineland of the Second.

This marks the first time that Mrs. Rhinelander will supervise the affair. Jane! What is it, sweetie? Did you know about this wonderful affair? Why, you've... yes, and of course you're going. Yes, Richard's invited me. Why?