Ghost Show ( )

My name is Jane and I have a friend named Irma. Which means that it's time for your favorite comedy show created by Sigh Howard and starring Marie Wilson as Irma and Kathy Lewis as Jane in My Friend Irma. Turn out the light and go to bed. How does it go dark? What makes darkness?

Oh I don't know honey, it's simple. Darkness is caused by the fact that all the light has gone out. Oh, I see. Then lightness is caused by the fact that all darkness has gone out.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, something like that. Go to sleep with you, honey. Okay. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. What are you doing? I'm counting fellows so I can fall asleep. You're supposed to count sheep.

You go to sleep the way you want to. I'll go to sleep the way I want. Okay, suit yourself. Jane, what is it, Erma? What side do you generally sleep on? Oh, I don't know. I guess I sleep on my back.

I usually sleep on my right side. You see, my office is downtown. When I get up in the morning, I like to start off in the right direction. You say, well, you cut it out.

By the way, did you leave a note for the milkman? No, yeah, tell him not to leave anymore milk this week he left four courts the last time I know that was my fault. I asked him to what for what I was going to take a milk bath It's supposed to be very good for the complexion, but when I read what milk does I changed my mind

What was it you read that milk has calcium and built strong bones? So I don't want to have bony skin armor When you put the note in the milk bottle out in the hall. Yes, Jane What's the matter? Get out from under that bed.