April Fool's Party

For the safety of your smile use pepcident twice a day see your dentist twice a year Leave a brother's company presents the pepcident show my friend Irma created by Cy Howard and starring Marie Wilson Is Irma with Joan Banks as Jane Time in Manhattan in Central Park you can hear the gay songs of the cheery robin you can see the little shoots of grass

poking their way out of the ground and the tiny buds rotting from the limbs of trees. Yes, this is the time when everything comes to life. Everything that is except my roommate, Irma Peterson. Now, don't get me wrong, her eyes are open, but whatever there is behind them in that adorable blonde head

still sleeps like a rock. For instance, the other evening I was reading the newspaper And I said, Irma, honey, I see that Eddie Catter is being sent to Milwaukee. And Irma said, oh, I don't think that's fair.

Those important men get away with everything. What do you mean, honey? Well, anybody else will be sent to Alcatraz. Shall we go a little further? Alright. Last night we went out to dinner. And when the waiter brought our order, he said, Would you care for Lee and Perrin's with your state, Miss?

And Irma said, no thank you. So we don't care to eat with strangers. Do you get the picture? That's one of the reasons I'd rather eat at home. Additions. I think so. I've got the sweep.

What? Oh not another dish. I'm glad the knives and forks aren't breakable or we'd be eating with our hands. I'm sorry, June Sal's fault. Sal's fault? Yes, I also have his favorite dish and thinking about it gets me so excited I dropped the one I had in my hand.