Irma Does Her Taxes

For the safety of your smile use Pestidant twice a day see your dentist twice a year Leave a brother's company presents the Pestidant show my friend Irma Created by Si Howard and starring Marie Wilson as Irma with Joan Banks as Jane There's will still be hot These are wonderful people, and mine is the darling of the mall, if you'll permit her daughter to say so.

You see, I just received a package from her with six jars of my favorite blueberry preserves. When mother vacuum packs those berries, I don't care how long they stay in the jar. When you open them, they're as young and sweet as the day they were first picked.

Which reminds me of my roommate, Irma Peterson. That pretty head of hers must also be a vacuum because although she is 24 years old, her brain is still as young and sweet as the day she was born.

Now, don't get me wrong, I love her. I wouldn't know what to do with all her. It's just that there are times when, well, the other day, for instance, I was reading the paper about the heavy plane traffic at LaGuardia Field and I said, Irma, yes Jane, it says here that a plane takes off and lands every two minutes.

Isn't that terrific? Two minutes at Silly's. Where can anyone go on such a short trip? See what I mean? Well, today is Saturday and we usually have the afternoon off. But Irma hasn't come home yet and I can't understand it.

Oh well, maybe her boss, Mr. Clyde, has her doing some extra work at the office. Miss Peterson. Yes, sir. That letter at the Cloverleaf Aviation. Did you file it under C or L or A?