Irma's Inheritance

Jane. Jane. What is it, Irma? Oh, Jane, why do people think I ought to be a novelist? A novelist? Well, I don't know, honey. What makes you say that? Well, every time I talk to them, they say, Irma Peterson, you're one for the books.

That's what you can expect when you listen to my friend Irma. Friendship. Friendship. Just a perfect friendship. When other friendships are then woke up. There's Will Still Be Hot. Viva Brothers Company, makers of Swan, the soap with the exclusive super cream blend presents...

Our friend Swan with my friend Irma. Starring Mary Wilson as Irma and Kathy Lewis as Jane. Hey, I was talking to an eminent psychologist and he was telling me about a thesis he was writing entitled The Human Mind and Where It's Going.

Then he met my roommate, Irma Peterson, and he changed the title to the human mind and where it got lost. Well, Irma affects different people, strangely, but me, Jane Stacy, I love her. In fact, I can't wait for the day to be over in the door to open and have Irma Peterson come into the room saying,

Oh, Jane, again, I'm so disgusted with everything. I hate my job and the way my boss, Mr. Clyde treats me. Why, honey, what happened today? Oh, it's all his fault. He yells and he gives me so confused.

You? Confused? Yes, he asked me to put some ice water in the pitcher on his desk, and then he asked me to fill his fountain pen with ink. I think I got mixed up. What happened, honey?

He was blue all day. Well, honey, don't bring your work and your troubles home with you. with you, just relax. Here's part of the paper. Here's the comics. I don't feel like the comics, Jane. Haven't you got something like to read?