Mrs. O'Reilly Gets Arrested

Hi, friend Irma. Hi, sweetie. What are you doing? Oh, they have an intelligent quiz in this magazine. I'm just checking my answers. An intelligent quiz? Yes! Janice, I'm a dealer at country in South America.

No, not lately. Wrong. Yeah. Well, what about an intelligent lab? Is that a Mexican hat? No honey, it's a Mexican fish, but you could put it on your head if you want to. Well, that's true, I've got wrong.

But I know this line is right. Pocahontas are the mountains of Pennsylvania, where the Indians are skiing. Correct, Lane? Well, that's where I'm free wrong. See, the next few identify the following. That's the place where they grow flowers in the water.

Gone. Now the word here, spelled L-O-U-V-R-E. Oh, I know what that is. That's a French boyfriend. French boyfriend? Yes. Lover. Oh sure, like in the song, Lover, come back to me. Cookie in this class, how do they rate your intelligence?

Oh, it's simple. If you get 10 out of 20, you're fair. 15 out of 20 is good, and 18 out of 20 is excellent. I see. How many did you get? 19. 19 right? 19 wrong.

How many did you get right? None. I only answered 19. The 20th was too tough. What's the question? Who observed the ball telephone? Yeah, well that's really tough. It's almost as tough as what's the name of the Mississippi River.

Well is this the first time you have tackled this intelligent quiz? No, I did it last month in the modern girl magazine, not to make out. It canceled my subscription. Well, you know, come here.

Some really professional parts here. I love Jane, you know, my two little termites. One heading into the woods and the other with a wooden head. Oh, but pardon me, Jane. It's just a little joke I made up because I'm so tickled.