Irma Meets Jane

The Columbia Broadcasting System presents a new comedy. My friend Irma. Starring Marie Wilson as Irma and Kathy Lewis as Jane with John Brown as Al. Friendship, friendship, just a perfect bloodshed. When other friendships have been forgotten.

There's still still the hot, loud, loud, loud. I'm sure it's something to sing about, and they can sing about it maybe, because they haven't any friends. But I'm singing the blues about it because I've got a friend, my friend Irma.

Now don't get me wrong, I love that girl, most people do. It's just that Mother Nature gave some girls brains, intelligence, cleverness, but with Irma, well, Mother Nature slipped her a Mickey. I will never forget the first time I met her.

I was walking long looking for a place to live in New York and by a strange coincidence I am having a very tough time. And I keep bumping into people and I keep saying, I beg your pardon.

Excuse me. Excuse me. I just never look where I am going. I just keep walking with my head high. Just like the doctor told me in taking deep breath and hailing and exhaling like this.

I keep counting to myself, one, two, three. Look Miss, will you stop counting long enough to help me up? Oh, of course, you must be uncomfortable on your knees. Oh! Oh, no, not at all, honey. I'd love it down here if I was Al Jolson.

Did you see that picture of the Jolson story? I just loved it. I cried and cried. Fine, fine. Now would you please help me up? Oh, certainly. Here, give me your hand. Oh, my! What a beautiful ring!