Gentlemen Prefer

Leaver Brothers Company, makers of Swan, the soap that gives you a wonderful new kind of Suds presents Swan with my friend Irma. Starring Mary Wilson as Irma and Cathy Lewis as Jane. Friendship, friendship, just a perfect plan, Ship when other friendships have been forgotten.

There will still be hot. The end of the year and the end of the year is the time to take inventory. Now let's see, my name Jane Stacey, assets, normal intelligence, fair figure, passable appearance, and a $50 a week job.

Liabilities, still single. Item number two, name Irma Peterson, assets, cute face, blonde hair, trim figure, liabilities, one vacuum inside of her head. Now understand me, I love her, I'm a Peterson. She's the sweetest kid I've ever met, but there are times when, well, for instance, the other night we were preparing dinner, Irma was peeling onions, and the tears were streaming down her cheek, so I said, honey, yes, Jane, look, I read once that if you peel onions underwater, it won't affect your eyes. Why don't you try?

Oh, I can't, Jade. I just had my hair away, then there's a hole in my baby cap. Well, now you know why I hope the new year will be different. Back for just a few hours away from it, Erma and I are sitting in our little room, discussing our New Year's Eve plans.

Oh, Jane. Yeah. You know, as the year slips away, I realize more and more how lucky I am to have a fellow like Al. Lucky. For the man who hasn't worked in five years. Oh, it's not that. It's just that Al is so sweet.