The Eyes Have It

The B.B. Brothers Company, makers of Swan, a soap that gives you a wonderful new kind of suds presents. Our friend, Swan, with my friend Irma. Starring Marie Wilson as Irma and Cathy Lewis as Jane.

Friendship, friendship, just a perfect bloodshed When other friendships event for God, theirs will still be hot. I'm my friend! Teaming metropolis like New York for any length of time you tend to become blase and you develop the feeling that nothing can confuse or bewilder you.

Then you run into someone like my friend Irma and you're a babe in the woods again. Now don't get me wrong because I love the girl it's just that well for instance the other night I noticed Irma putting x-ray pictures in her hopchest.

So I said, Irma, why are you putting those x-ray pictures of Al in your hope chest? And Irma said, because I read that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach and I want to see how I'm doing.

Well, that's Irma for you. In fact, she thinks that when a marriage goes on the rocks, it's because the honeymooners went over Niagara Falls in a barrel. Anyway, right now she's holding her forehead. Irma, what's the trouble?

I have a headache. A headache? Yes, in my head. I've had it all week, especially at work. Well, honey, maybe it's your eyes. You probably need glasses. Oh, Jane, don't say that. I could never wear glasses.

I wouldn't like a girl wore eyeglasses. Well, what do you care about Al just so long as you see better? Jane, what's the sense of being able to see better if you haven't got a fellow to look at?