Irma Wants Older Man ( )

My friend Irma, created by Cy Howard, transcribed from Hollywood, and starring Marie Wilson as Irma, and Kathy Lewis as Jane. Irma's birthday, so I think I'll wake her up and congratulate her. Watch what happens now. Irma? Honey?

You take your hands off of me, Clark Gable? Boy, when this kid dreams, she really dreams. Irma, come on. Hey, hey, hey, Irma. Good morning, Janie. Good morning, Cookie. You know what day this is?

No. May 5th. Doesn't that mean anything to you? Let me think. May 5th. Oh, of course. What is it? 256 shopping days ago Christmas. No. No, no, no, let me give you a hint. 25 years ago.

25. Your mother and father had an addition to the family. Oh, I remember. That was a good one. addition to the family. Oh I remember that was the year the barn burned down the cowl swept in the kitchen.

No, today is your birthday. Oh so it is. Congratulations honey. You just think today I'm a year older. That's right. They say the older you get the smarter you get. That's what they say. And I must be smarter than I was last year. I don't think so. You just put two spoons full of salt and your coffee. See I'm improving last year I put in three. Yeah.

By the way Cookie I've been doing so much extra work for Richard this week I haven't had time to arrange anything for you in the way of a celebration I hope you'll understand. Oh that's all right Gene you didn't have to plan anything besides my al has taken me out to a special birthday lunch