Cub Scout Speech

by transcription. May I introduce Irma Peterson, the girl who thinks Paris Green is a French golf course. No kidding, the other day Irma was baking a loaf of bread and she dropped a whole box of ends into the batter.

So I said Irma what's the idea? And Irma said, well Jim you know I always like the hard crust of the bread and this way I'll have a loaf with 36 ends. As usual, Irma is mixed up. Everybody knows, ends don't loaf on the job, they go right to work.

Yes, ends chlorophyll tablets stop triple O. Stop owners of bodies, stop owners of breath, stop odor of fence. Stop all three, all at the same time. Keep you freshest of daisy all day, all over.

It's amazing, but one or two tiny ends tablets daily are all you need to stop triple O. And now ends ENNBS, America's most popular Chorical Tablets, a proud to present your favorite comedy show created by Cy Howard, starring Marie Wilson as Irma and Cathy Lewis of Jane in My friend Irma.

What's that you're writing? It's a speech I'm going to make to my cub scouts. Now don't talk to me Jane because I'm trying to concentrate. Benjamin Franklin was born on January 17.

He is the man who invented electricity by flying a kite. Today we get all our electricity from powerhouses, but the tradition of Benjamin Franklin is still alive. Because if you write to the electric company and tell them you haven't got money to pay the bill, they will tell you to go fly a kite.

HURMA! That's enough, mama's getting a headache. No, Jane, now this is very important. To whom? My cub scout. You know, I'm Den mother, and every month I take the boys to the museum and talk about some famous American. Oh, I didn't know that. Well, it wouldn't hurt you to come with us sometime. Last month I discussed