Double Troubles

Me, brother's company, makers of swan the soap with the exclusive super cream blend presents Our friend swab with my friend Irma Starring Mary Wilson is Irma and Kathy Lewis is Jane friendship friendship Just perfect plan ship when other friendships have been forgot There's will still be hot my Monday morning.

Now I've got the blues like I never had them before. Why? Because last night we went out on a double date. Irma and Al, Richard and myself. And what is the result? Now Richard doesn't talk to me.

Al doesn't talk to Irma. The fact is nobody talks. Except Irma, you can't stop her from talking. Jane. Yes, honey. I didn't mean to start the fight last night. Well, you had no business insulting Richard that way.

When he said his folks came over on the Mayflower, you had no right to turn to Mrs. Ryanlander and ask her how she enjoyed the trip. Oh! I'm sorry. Well, you started it, but Richard had no right to tell you that your head was the only vacancy in town.

Oh! That's why I'm glad we walked out when we did. I am through with Richard. And I'm through with Val, the way he behaved when the fan dancer came on. Put water on his face so she'd think he was perspiring, come over and cool him off.

I'd rather not recall any of the sordid details. We're through with the boys, and it's probably for the best. That's right, Jane. This is a man's world, but we can go someplace else. You're right, honey.

We don't need the boys. We don't need the boys. We can do without them forever. Yes, we can duel without them forever. What are you thinking about, Irma? Jane, how can we get the fellas back?