My Friend Irma · May 26, 1953 · 25 min · 3,141 words
The transcript of “Free Trip to Europe ( #190)”, an episode of My Friend Irma first broadcast May 26, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). My Friend Irma plays My Friend Irma free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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My friend Irma, created by Say Howard, transcribed from Hollywood, and stirring Marie Wilson as Irma, and Kathy Lewis as Jane. Russian into each life a little rain must fall. Well my name is Jane Stacey and I live with Irma Peterson the Niagara Falls of my life.
Where's that rug I brought home yesterday for the hallway? I threw it out. You threw it out? Why? Well, Jane, no matter how tough things ever get with us, we're never going to keep stone merchandise.
Oh, this is what I get for telling her it was a hooked rug. Yes, this is their mapearsons. The New York Secretary of the Club? Standing over a group of members to see me, all of all a nerve good by.
I don't know why you hang up like that. Well, how do you like that darn cobbled mind? Just because I'm behind one month of my juice, use, there's an a delegation to see me. Well, I won't let them in.
Then first, then first, then first. Remember what I said when you feel yourself getting angry count to ten. Oh, that's no good. I never know what comes after seven and makes me real mad this.
I knew I'd measure my own club of which I had been a member for three years through snow and rain and heat and gloom of night. And I allowed nothing to stop me from the swift completion of my appointed round. Oh, the mail is gonna be late tonight.
Are you sure that they said they were coming over to collect the dues? No, but that's just their sneaky way of doing things or burns me up. Do you know Jane, I never miss a meeting?
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