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Irma Decides Al Needs a Psychiatrist

My Friend Irma · April 2, 1951 · 29 min · 4,091 words

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Poor Millicent, poor Millicent, no film removing Peppident. First mob food demand she lost her hymn so folks don't be like Millicent. Get Paps of Dance! And our Peppident film removing Peppident presents My Friend Irma, created by Sigh Howard and starring Marie Wilson as Irma and Kathy Lewis as Jane.

Someone said you cannot tell wherein lays the pearl by the looks of the oyster. You study my roommate Irma Peterson, you'll know it's true. Because you can look at that pretty head of hers all day long, but there's no way to prove there's a brain inside of it.

I don't get me wrong because I love Irma. But there are times when, well take the other day, I was reading the paper and I said to Irma, listen to this honey, listen, radio guided shells are being used in war.

And Irma said, that's ridiculous. Well good as a radio and a shell once it lands the program is over. Well, I don't know about guided missiles, but if you want to know something that's good on the bristles of your toothbrush, why don't you try pepsoden?

Ah, now you're talking, Jane. Pepsoden gets your teeth brighter by far. That's right, folks. Brighter by far. And the latest scientific luster test proved it. Pepsoden gets teeth brighter than the average of all other leading toothpastes combined.

combined. You see, Pepsident has something no other toothpaste can give you. An exclusive brighter polishing ingredient. So if you want to smile that's brighter by far, there's only one thing to do. Start using Pepsident right away. And remember, brighter teeth are cleaner teeth, much less likely to decay.

Hi, there, again. And the kid is walking on air. I've never seen her so happy. That's That's why I'm watching her like a hawk. When she gets giddy, anything can happen. Uh oh, she's turned the shower on.

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