The Burglar

by transcription. Friends, be sure to stay tuned until the end of the program when my friend Irma will bring you news of her offer to be your secretary. This is my roommate Irma Pearson. Would you like an idea of her mentality?

Well, she thinks a matador is something you wipe your feet on here before you go into a house. Seriously, the other night we were playing charades acting out the names of famous plays and soon it was Irma's turn she grabbed a carving knife, through a box of N, so I said, Irma, what's the name of that play? And Irma said, get in!

Yes, sir, but those are plays, all right. But here's something you should know. That N stopped triple O. Yes, N, E-N-N-D-S, the really effective chlorophyll tablets. Stop orders of body, stop orders of breath, stop order of fence, stop all free. Keep you fresh as a daisy all day, all over. It's amazing, but one or two tiny ends tablets are all you need to stop Triple O.

And now ends America's most popular chlorophyll tablets are proud to present your favorite comedy show created by Cy Howard and starring Marie Wilson as Irma and Kathy Lewis as Jane in My Friend Irma. Oh gosh, you sleep, honey? No, not yet. Oh Jane, did you have a good time with Richard tonight did I have a good time sweetie was just divine look look what he

gave me oh what a beautiful brooch jane do you think you should accept it why not it's from my boyfriend not my congressman look here look here look what he wrote in the little card look a businessman knows few words of love his mind is all figures and facts suffice to say I'll cherish the day when I can write you off on my income tax