Planning a Vacation

Jane! Jane! What is it, Irma? I think I have my wisdom tooth taken out. Why, has it been bothering you? No, but it doesn't seem to be doing me any good. That's what you can expect when you listen to my friend Irma.

Friendship, friendship, just perfect, friendship, when other friendships have been forgotten. There's Will Still Be Haul! Leave your brother's company, makers of Swan, the soap with the exclusive supercrain blend present. Her friends Swan! With my friend Irma.

Starring Marie, Wilson, as Irma, and Kathy, Lois, as Jane. What do you need a vacation? Me, Jane, Stacy, I feel that I need two. You know why?

Not only have I worked hard for the past year, but I've been doing something that no one else would dare to do. I've been living with Irma Peterson. Believe me, after a year of living with Irma Peterson, you'll be happy to spend your vacation in a Siberian salt mine.

Don't get me wrong, because I love Irma. It's just that the things that that girl does is enough to drive you out of your mind. For instance, for the past few days, Irma and I have been discussing our vacation plans.

And what is she doing? She is standing in the middle of the room exercising vigorously with a pair of dumbbells. Or am I why this suddenly decided you must lose weight? Well, I also said when you travel you should travel light.

Honey, he didn't mean it that way. How about helping me look through these travel folders we can find a place before our vacation's over, huh? Alright, Jane. See, this looks like a nice place for our vacation.