Irma Loses Her Boss's Glasses
My Friend Irma · October 18, 1948 · 29 min · 4,386 words
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For the safety of your smile use pepcident twice a day see your dentist twice a year Lever Brothers Company presents the pepcident show my friend Irma created by Cy Howard and starring Marie Wilson Is Irma with Joan Banks as Jane There's will still be hot Everyone has their own circle of friends Me, Jane Stacy, I'm a little different.
I have a friend who goes around in circles. Now please don't get me wrong. My roommate, Irma Peterson, is a wonderful person, and I think the world over it. It's just that sometimes she does things that make me want to pop my top.
For instance, the other night I was reading the National Geographic magazine, and I said, Irma, listen to this, a pearl diver has to hold his breath for two minutes just to get one little pearl.
And Irma said, well, that's nothing I know a girl had to keep her mouth shut for six weeks to get an necklace. You see what I mean? Well maybe today will be different. I promised her I'd meet her for lunch and right now I'm on my way to her office.
Miss Peterson! Miss Peterson! Yes Mr. Clyde? Would you mind stepping in here for a moment with your pencil and notebook? Thank you Miss Peterson. a letter to the flamingo hotel Las Vegas. All right, Mr. Clyde.
Do you have a cold? No. And for heaven's sake, what do you whispering about? Well, I understand you get more money when you're a confidential secretary. Oh, probably. Incidentally, Ms. Peterson, the hotel informs me that they sent me a night letter.
Do you know anything about it? Oh, yes, I received it this morning. Well, why didn't you give it to me? Well, it's a night letter, so I thought I'd wait until I get started. You're angry at me, aren't you, Mr. Clyde?
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