Irma Writes a Column ( )

My friend Irma, created by Cy Howard, transcribed from Hollywood, and starring Marie Wilson as Irma, and Kathy Lewis as Jane. I don't like to brag, but I have nerves of steel. I could see a pink dragon on a pogo stick playing hopscotch. It wouldn't phase me a bit.

You see, nothing surprises me, nothing at all, because I live with Irma Peterson, the strangest creature of them all. Let me see. Eleanor Roosevelt calls her column my day. What's this? Well, since I'm riding a gossip column, I think I'll call mine...

Inside the keyhole looking out. Inside the keyhole looking out? Isn't that rather drafty? I don't know. What are you raving about? Well, Jean, you know I'm riding a cum. Oh, sure. And I'm fighting Rocky Marcy Allen on Mother's Day.

Well, serious, read this letter. Okay, honey, let me see it. Mr. Emma Peterson, we have your note in which you state that our paper, the West Side Shopper lacks the deal for women. We would welcome any contribution our readers can make, be it a sentence, a paragraph, or a column.

Yeah, look what it says right here. Naturally, as far as payment is concerned, you must understand it will be great. Where? I think. Irma says as far as payment is concerned, it will be granted.

Oh, yes, I see them greater! That is the mall! That is means for nothing. Oh, you mean they won't pay me for my column? I'm of this newspaper is giving away for nothing, and with a column by you in it, they may find it hard to get that price.

Ken, I don't think that's very complimentary. Now honey, please don't get carried away by this letter. Just forget the whole thing. Oh, no sir, I'm going to become a columnist. Now, look what it did for Walter Wenchill.