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Acute Love Sickness

My Friend Irma · May 3, 1948 · 29 min · 4,372 words

The transcript of “Acute Love Sickness”, an episode of My Friend Irma first broadcast May 3, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). My Friend Irma plays My Friend Irma free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Erma? Erma! Yes, Jane. Honey, where are you going with that pot roast? Sound stairs. I have to cook it on the first downstairs in the basement. Down stairs in the basement? Yes, the recipe says to cook it over a low fire.

Well? That's what you can expect when you listen to my friend Erma. Friendship, friendship, just a perfect plan. When other friendships have been forgotten The fairs will still be hot Leave a brother's company, makers of Swan, the soap with the exclusive super cream blend presents Our friend Swan, with my friend Irma Starring Marie Wilson as Irma and Cathy Lewis as Jane

To live in the country, but me Jane Stacy, give me New York You can do the same things in New York that you can do in the country Right now I'm on the roof of our brownstone taking an early morning sun bath.

Oh, I'm just stretched out here. I've got all the privacy in the world. On my right is a billboard. On my left is a blank wall of a warehouse. And right in front of me, holy mackerel, it's the YMCA.

Outside of the track, I've never seen so many spy glasses. Well, but so what, I'm not frustrated. Oh, I'm an eyeful in a bathing suit. Oh, I feel wonderful and alive because spring has come around.

Of course, I feel a lot better. Spring came around, brought me a fellow with it. They wait a beautiful day. Oh, look at that little squirrel scampering up that tree. Probably looking for a nut.

But your mind's me. Maybe Erm would like to come up on the roof and take a sunbat. I'll get her. Oh, what a beautiful morning. Oh, what a beautiful day. I'm... Honey, it's a glorious day. What are you doing in bed?

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