Professor Kropotkin to the Old Folks Home

Or the safety of your smile use pepcidin twice a day see your dentist twice a year Lever Brothers company presents the pepcidin show my friend Irma created by Si Howard and starring Marie Wilson as Irma with Joan Banks as Jane Friendship just perfect Friendship when other friendships have been forgotten there's well still be hot age of advanced science jet propulsion and atomic power

Great minds are contemplating trips by rocket to the moon. On such a trip, they will first pass through the Earth's atmosphere to the stratosphere, then through the low gravity belt into outer space, which is a complete vacuum.

And when they get there, they will find wandering aimlessly around the brain of my friend Irma. Now don't get me wrong, as far as little Jane Stacy is concerned, I couldn't find a sweeter, more lovable person than Irma Peterson, my roommate.

It's just that sometimes she says the queerest things. For instance, I happened to mention that Dean Atchison was made head of our State Department, and Irma was quite upset. So I said, Irma, yes Jane, do you object to Atchison taking the job?

No, but it's not fair to their other partners to peak in Santa Fe. See what I mean? Right now I have another problem. This has been going on for weeks, Irma. Yes, Jane. For the last time I insist you say yes.

But I can't say yes. But honey, you're overdoing it and the time has come to... But Jane, I feel so sentimental about those things. I cannot help it. Enough is enough. Now before I become a raving maniac, I warn you to say yes.