Irma Becomes a Photographer

Irma Peterson, why did you take the scissors and cut that beautiful stiff collar off of your new blouse? Well, Jane, the doctor says I should cut out starches. Well, that's what you can expect when you listen to my friend Irma.

Her brother's company, makers of Swan, the soap with the exclusive super cream blend presents. Our friends won with my friend Irma. Starring Mary Wilson is Irma and Kathy Lewis is Jane. In a big city like New York is exciting.

There's only something doing. Sometimes it's enough to make a girl's head spin. Say it just occurred to me. Maybe that's what's wrong with Irma Peterson. What's wrong? I love that kid. She's really like a little child.

Right now she's curled up on the sofa. Her legs folded under her. Under her right hand holding a pencil, her left hand scratching her pretty blonde head. Believe it or not, Irma is doing a crossword puzzle.

Jane, what is it honey? What's a three letter word for an animal that gives milk and is off in the mother of calves? Oh, certainly you should know a thing like that. That's a cow of course.

But I've only got two spaces. Could it be a small cow? How can you only have two spaces for three-letter words? Well, I had to use one of my spaces because the other word was longer.

Oh, honey, let me see that puzzle. Oh, I finished it, Jen, and it's perfect. Perfect. Let me see it. Eleven-letter word for the smallest state in the Union. Roseland? Honey, that's a dance hall. Well, it fits. Don't argue, honey. Now let me go on.