Bon Voyage

Jane. Jane. Yes, what is it honey? What's this dotted line on the map of the world? Dotted line? Oh, that's the international date line. Isn't that wonderful getting the boys and girls from different countries to go out with each other?

Well, that's what you can expect when you listen to my friend Irma. Friendship, friendship, just a perfect plan, when other friendships have been forgotten there will still be hot Lever Brothers Company, makers of Swan the soap with the exclusive super cream to blend presents Our friend Swan, with my friend Irma starring Marie Wilton as Irma and Kathy Lewis as Jane

Happened to me Jane Stacy shouldn't happen to a dog A big one, a little one couldn't handle it You see, my boss and the guy I'm in love with, Richard Rhineland, are suddenly decided to go to England on business.

He says it's business, and there's no reason to doubt him, except that his mother and father look so happy about his leaving me. Why, I don't know, I'm just an innocent bystander. Perhaps they're under the impression that I want to get engaged to him. They're wrong. I just want to marry him.

What's more, let's face it, I don't mind shipping our money out of the country to help. I'm in favor of that, but it's going too far when they ship our men. But then that's the problem.

Richard's sailing on the Queen Mary, so today I'm molting around. I'm not eating. Lost my appetite. Think for lunch I'll put a little salt on my heart and eat it with a dry piece of melbotosed.

Oh, Jane, I have a feeling you're upset, aren't you? Me upset. Oh, don't be silly. The only reason I'm shaking like this is because I'm getting ready to make him all this milk. Oh, Jane, now I know why you're so nervous. You're thinking about Richard going to England, aren't you?