Dictation System

A transcription. Yes, in several days we'll be celebrating the birthday of Abraham Lincoln, the man who used to split rails. You know, sometimes I think the axe slipped, hit the head of my friend Irma by mistake.

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Honey, there are two systems of shorthand, the pippman in the Greg. Why'd you have to invent the third, the Irma Peterson system? Do you please help me, Jane? All right, honey, all right. What this you've written?

Dear, sir, as your attorney, I wish to advise you that you must pay X. Regret 12 missing bottles. What's the X for? Expenses, oh yeah. That's pretty close. What is Regret 12 missing bottles? Well, I don't know, shorthand for we lost the case.