My Friend Irma · June 30, 1953 · 26 min · 3,647 words
The transcript of “Vacation Money Spent on Air Conditioner ( #164)”, an episode of My Friend Irma first broadcast June 30, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). My Friend Irma plays My Friend Irma free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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My name is Jane and I have a friend named Erma. Which means that it's time for your favorite comedy show created by Cy Howard and starring Marie Wilson as Erma and Kathy Lewis as Jane in...
My friend Erma. Erma, have you looked through all the travel folders? Yes, and I think I found a wonderful spot for two weeks. Where? What's it called? A West Point. West Point. West Point is a military academy for men.
I told you it's a wonderful place. Hand me the map, will ya honey, let me see. Hey, how about the Thousand Islands? Oh, I don't think I'd like that, James. Why not? Well, I might meet a nice fellow up there and he might say meet me on the island tonight and I might go crazy trying to remember which one.
Honey, it's such a lovely spot and we can do it on our budget. Budget? Yeah, you know, the $300 we saved in our joint checking account just for our vacation. Okay. What is it, Emma?
I just remembered something. The look in your eyes tells me to sit down. What did you remember, Dao? Well, the other day, I'll get it. Does I'm a Peterson living? Yeah. Okay, fellas, bring it in.
Irma, what is this? It's that little thing I just remembered. remembered little looks like you're smuggling Fort Knox in here you bought this what do you want to hope not lady just wait wait wait what is this thing Irma an air conditioner an air conditioner yes there's a big sale I thought it'd
be nice if we could take the air outside and bring it in here and condition it Irma, the air we have here shouldn't be conditioned, it should be deported. Gentlemen, you may take this thing right back.
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