Al's Rich Uncle ( #152)

My name is Jane and I have a friend named Irma. Which means that it's time for your favorite comedy show created by Sayh Howard and starring Marie Wilson as Irma and Kathy Lewis as Jane in My Friend Irma.

Well, it's early morning and Irma is still in bed sleeping. Yet though she sleeps peacefully, I can feel that she's with me in spirits. How do I know?

already the milkman has knocked on our door looked at me and treating Lee pulled his hair and run down the steps. It seems that Irma left him a note in a bottle. Very simple note. All it said was, Dear milkman, I am returning the whipping cream you left yesterday as we do not have a whip. Yes, she sleeps contentedly

this morning, but that was one of her better efforts. You see, last week she left a note for the Iceman. Very simple note, All it said was, dear sir, could you please get us some round ice cubes as we have no square glasses?

Ah, that's a real doll. Look at her sleeping there. Ah, to be able to penetrate her mind and see what she's dreaming. Your Majesty, Queen Irma. Speak up, my lord, chamber maid. I've told you a million times the word is chamber-lin.

Speak up, Lord Clyde. Your troops approach the castle. Splendid. Lower the drawbridge. But the drawbridge is broken, we cannot lower it. In that case, raise the moat. Brilliant, your Majesty, brilliant. As your Majesty can see, her noble warriors have captured and brought to her in chains the infamous Black Prince, Sorrow.

At last, the day I have been waiting for her, for Speak Up Scandal. The word is scoundrel. I'm here to punish him. Not too educating. What have you to say, sir Al? You're a chicken, majesty. Seek no mercy.