Irma's Christmas Party

For the safety of your smile use pepcident twice a day see your dentist twice a year Leave a brother's company presents the pepcident show my friend Irma created my psi Howard and starring Marie Wilson is Irma with Joan Bank says Jane friendship Just perfect There's will still be hot It is Christmas Eve at 82 24 West 73rd Street, New York City.

And on the third floor in apartment 3D, all is serene and quiet. Except for my roommate, Irma Peterson, who is reading. It was the night before Christmas and all through the house. Not a creature was stirring.

Ah! Look, Gina, mouse! Now don't get excited. It's lost. It's probably looking for Professor Kibotkin's room. Oh, gee, Jane, I've never been so happy on Christmas Eve, and that's because I have such wonderful friends.

You and Richard, Miss O'Reilly and Professor Crapotkin, and of course, Al. Oh, by all means, Al. Of course, I can't really consider Al a friend because I'm going to marry him. Naturally. And, Jane, you don't know what it means to have a few good friends you can count on, especially a Christmas Eve.

Well, you know when you'd really like to be with your family, but mine lives over 1500 miles from here. Erme, you never say much about your family. Oh Jane, there isn't much to say. They're just an average family just like me.

Perfectly normal people. For instance, there's Anna Peterson, my younger sister. She's not as old as I am. It figures. And there's my brother, Ernie Peterson. He's engaged. To be married, of course. Yes, of course.

What about your parents? Well, I miss them the most. They're just like a mother and father to me. You know that happens in most families, Erma. But, Jeter, they're all in Minnesota and I'm here.