Laughing Boy ( )

My friend Irma, created by Cy Howard, transcribed from Hollywood, and starring Marie Wilson as Irma, and Kathy Lewis as Jane. The Peterson is a girl, uh, well, um, let me describe her this way. She walks around like she's got the world on a string, but you can't remember where she put it.

And here, Cookie. Oh, Jane, wait until I tell you. Now, now, now, just take it easy. Take it easy. You know how rattled you get when you're excited. Good, now what's it all about? Well, you know my boss, Mr. Clyde, is married.

Of course I know. Well, now they have a horse. A horse? Yes, and for all these years. Talking about it. Well, Mr. Clyde's always wanted to race horse, and he bought one. Yeah, well, go on, honey. I think I'm starting to make contact with you.

Well, this Saturday Mrs. Clyde has invited us all to be her guest at the race track. Oh, yeah, isn't that nice? Yes, Mrs. Clyde says we're going to watch their horses run on a boat.

I see. I suppose poor Mr. Clyde's been so much money on the horse. You can't afford seats and we'll all have to sit on boxes. No, honey, it's not that kind of a box. Tell me, what's the name of Mr. Clyde's horse?

Well, his name is Laughing Boy, and I'm sure he's going to win. You know, as they say at the track, he'll come in on his nose. Oh, yes, I see you know all the terminology.

Well, naturally, Jane, I should know all about horses. We had plenty of them on our farm in Minnesota. Oh, did you? Yes, what many a morning I ran into the house screaming daddy. Oh, that's cold Oh, you know so little about these things a cold is a boy a cat is a girl