Irma Wants to Join Club

Jane, it says here in the Encyclopedia that the female centipede has over 50 legs on each side. That's interesting, Irma, but I don't care. You don't care, but what about the male centipede? You must get a horse from whistling.

Well that's what you can expect when you listen to my friend Irma. Friendship, friendship, just the perfect plenchip, my other friendship. The Eva Brothers Company, makers of Swan, the soap with the exclusive super cream blend presents...

Our Prince Swan with my friend Erma. Starring Mary Wilson as Erma and Kathy Lewis as Jane! Music playing We're a working gal struggling to get along, that 5.30 whistle is the prettiest music in the world.

Why? Because after a murderous day of listening to the dictaphone, typing on my Remington, knocking myself out, answering phone calls, I long for that peace and quiet of home. But if you live with Irma Peterson, you can't wait until the office opens again.

This may seem like a pretty tough attitude, but these are the things that bring it on. Right now, Irma is sitting cross-legged on the floor. In front of her is a jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a farmhouse.

Personally, I feel sorry for the farmer because the way Irma's fitted the pieces together, you'd have to go down the cellar to fix a leak in the roof. Irma, yes, Jane. You know, honey, it's none of my business.

But don't you think it's rather odd to have the cow laying an egg? The farmer's wife grazing in the field? And the farmer pulling the plow with the horse driving? No, it's not my fault, Jane. I wish when they made these jigsaw puzzles they wouldn't use each crooked scissors.