The Big Secret

Leaver Brothers Company, makers of swan. The soap with the exclusive super-creamed blend presents Our friend, Swan, with my friend, Irma. Starring Mary Wilson as Irma and Kathy Lewis as Jane. Friendship, friendship, just a perfect blend, when other friendships have been forgotten.

There's will still be hot. The two and two make four, but I have news for you. This does not apply if you happen to live with Irma Peterson.

Take the other day Irma was in the kitchen holding a pan in her hand and doing cartwheels. So I said, honey, what's the idea of doing cartwheels while you hold that pan? Well, the recipe says place ingredients in the pan and keep turning.

Well, I might give that a second thought, but at the present moment there's no time for it. My employer, and, uh, incidentally, the guy I love, has just phoned that he's coming over on a matter of great importance, and I can't imagine what it can be.

Irma? Yes, Jane. What do you think Richard has on his mind? What's the matter, sweetie? You're crying. He's going to propose. Now I'll be all alone with just Al, I'll have nobody. I don't be ridiculous.

Please, Jane, I've seen it coming the last two times Richard was here. He had that dizzy look in his eyes. That was only because you were engaging him in conversation. Erma, I refuse to let your imagination run away with the two of us.

Now, now, now that must be Richard. Now, don't let him know that we were discussing anything personal. I won't. Okay. Come in. Come in. Hello Jane. Hello Erma. Hello Richard. Oh Richard we were just talking about you.