The Red Head

Leave a brother's company, makers of Swan, the soap that gives you a wonderful new kind of suds presents Our friend, Swan, with my friend, Irma Starring Mary Wilson as Irma and Kathy Lewis as Jane Friendship, friendship, just a perfect plan ship When other friendships have been forgot There's well still be hot My friend

They're always getting awards and prizes for outstanding accomplishments. There's the Academy Award for Motion Pictures, the Pulitzer Prize for the best plays and the Carnegie Medal for heroism.

That's the one I should get. Why? Because I live with Irma Peters. Now, don't get me wrong, me, Jane Stacey, I think Irma's a pretty nice kid. It's only that in her mind there's a vacuum that even Hoover couldn't duplicate.

For instance, the other night I came home and found Irma sitting in the apartment with the lights off. So I said, honey, why are you sitting in the dark? And Irma said, well, I just made some cookies in the recipe said when finished at the dark place and cool.

See what I mean? And Irma is the least of my problems. I unfortunately happen to be one of those girls who is in love with the man she works for. Now, until now, I felt I had the feel pretty well to myself.

But yesterday, Richard engaged a new girl in the office. One Gloria Benson. And I'm so burned up, I could scream. Oh, Jane. Yeah, honey. When I picked you up for lunch yesterday, who was that new girl in the office?

New girl? I hadn't even noticed her. Well, your boss, Richard seemed very attentive to her. It is. That's funny. He had escaped me completely. She's very pretty. Really. I didn't even pay any attention to what she looked like.