Irma and Al Break Up

Smile, use Pepsidin twice a day, see your dentist twice a year. Leave Your Brother's Company presents the Pepsidin Show, my friend Irma, created by Sighard and starring Marie Wilson as Irma with Joan Banks as Jane.

Brand ship, brand ship, just the perfect plan ship, when other friendships have been forgotten. Theirs will still be hot. in a brownstone house on West 73rd Street in New York City. From my window I can look out on Central Park and right now it's covered with snow.

I can see the squirrel scampering up and down the trees, looking for nuts. Now if I, Jane Stacy, were a squirrel, I wouldn't have to scamper up and down trees searching for nuts. Why? Because I live with Irma Peterson 115 pounds of squirrel food.

Now, don't get me wrong, I love her. It's just the thing she does are, well they're just not average. For instance the other morning, she left for work with a pillow under her arm. Irma, yes Jane, what's the idea?

Mr. Clyde says that ever since I've been working for him, he's been hitting his head against the stone wall. I don't want him to hurt himself. And that's the way it goes with Irma, day in, day out, and lately it's getting even worse.

You see, she's walked out on her old boyfriend and her new one seems to have walked out on her. So right now she is positively manless. This morning I happened to glance through her diary and it's really a saga of despair.

For instance, her entry for January 8th reads... Three days. He didn't call me today the 11. He didn't drop in at one. Waited. But he didn't call me at four. He didn't come around for dinner.