The Restaurant Is Losing Money
My Friend Irma · October 4, 1948 · 29 min · 4,388 words
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For the safety of your smile use pepcident twice a day see your dentist twice a year Lever Brothers company presents the pepcident show my friend Irma created by Sighard and starring Marie Wilson as Irma with Joan Banks as Jane Friendship, friendship, just the perfect friendship when other friendships have been forgotten.
There's the still be hot. In front of the mirror, wondering how I look with gray hair at the age of 25. Why do I expect to be gray at 25?
Well, I intend to still be living with Irma Peterson, and brother, if that doesn't do it, nothing will. Now, please, don't misunderstand. Irma's my dearest friend, but some of the things she says are so maddening that I am about to tip my wig.
For instance, the other day I said, Irma, yes Jane, there's a movement on to make Hawaii the 49th state. They want to bring it into the Union, and I understand Washington is all for it.
Oh, so am I, Jane, but I don't think it's possible. Why not? Well, how are they going to get it through the Panama Canal? LAUGHTER See what I mean? Now, things like that, I'm a little too tired to answer.
And why am I tired? Well, this past week, Professor Cropotkin opened his own little cafe, and all of us have been helping him with the chores in I spare time. Right now, we're in our apartment in Ermas typing the menu for tomorrow.
How are you coming along, honey? Oh, very slowly. Are there two or three ease in cream? I think one is enough, honey. Are you sure he uses that heavy cream? Yes, honey, I'm sure. And please hurry how the professor will be here soon to pick him up.
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